How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #5: November, 2003

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.
  • “electric motor fuck machines”
  • “Hey love just got back from swimming”
  • “girl wearing a dog collar”
  • “short goth hair ideas”
  • “Lord of the cockrings”
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