Romance/Missing Persons: AT THE PUMP

by Derek GRAY

You: virginal blonde, 18?, QuikTrip parking lot; low-rise jeans exposing thong as you stooped to pick up dropped bag of M&M’s before getting into your father’s Jaguar. Me: balding, pudgy and sweat-drenched but cute, 29, buying lad mags and bean burritos. Lunch?

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