Treasure: Bluejay

Amateur archaeologist Mark Brown presents his latest discoveries.
by Mark BROWN

Image of a bluejay

Size: About three inches, tail to beak.

Materials: Machine-painted ceramic.

Dig site: Disabled American Verterans Thrift Store.

Retail value: Thirty-five cents.

Appeal: Requires less emotional and temporal investment than a mainstream pet. Microwavable.

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