How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #11: May, 2004

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.
  • “story about elevator that takes people back in time”
  • “hello kitty torrent”
  • “south pacific hula girls”
  • “future retro menu burger”
  • “leona’s hair”
  • “wandering magician from place to place”
  • “patriotic fridays”
  • “pissing off iranians”
  • “about goldfish”
  • “voluptuous”
  • “belly rings for guys”
  • “what is a long john donut”
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