How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #16: October, 2004

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

An incomplete statistical record of the keyphrases searched for on Google, in the month of October, that led visitors to Johnny America:

  • 3% (78 searches):”fucking my sister”
  • 2.3% (62): “I fucked my sister”
  • 1.8% (47): “hobosexual”
  • 1.5% (41 searches): “I fuck my sister”
  • 1.1%: “spooky sound effects”
  • 0.5% (15 searches) “fucked my sister”
  • 0.4%: “I want to fuck my sister”
  • 0.3% (8 searches): “monica bellucci fucking”
  • 0.2% (6): “the truth about death”
  • 0.2% (6): “brother fucking sister”;
  • 0.1% (5): “i fucked my sister stories,” “muscular female legs,” “my sister the slut,” “i fucked my father,” “dad fuck my sister”
  • 0.1%: “pigeon love” (2), “hobo sex” (3), “old bitches” (2), “max the goldfish” (3), “web page playing g-unit stunt 101” (2), “asian guy and james bond and hat and odd job” (1), “ben affleck hair” (1), “corpulent boxer” (1), “www.skaterboys.com” (1), “my mini skirt was always too short” (1), “lyrics i cant get behind that william shatner” (1)
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