Thoughts while in Teddy Wicklund’s Chair of Dentistry

  1. Even the drills are digital! I’m gonna get a “virtual root canal!”
  2. My mouth has been open for over half an hour now and I feel vulnerable.
  3. “Deep-throat,” that clitoris-in-the-back-of-the-throat thing: Genius.
  4. Christina Aguilera and Justin didn’t do it; Justin had more class than that.
  5. What will nano-technology do for dentistry?
  6. Drill… hurts.
  7. “Little shop, little shop of horrors- Shop - op op of horrors!”
  8. Justin needs to get back to the studios, stat!
  9. When I look into his eyes, I can see that his co-worker is inept.
  10. Melissa Etheridge is awful, but I can’t stop listening.
  11. What will nano-technology do for dentistry?
  12. He scornfully admonished the assistant once again.
  13. Tag team! “Yeah, it’s because it’s cold.”
  14. That assistant so averted eye contact.
  15. When they touch my face with the pads of their thumbs, I know comfort.
  16. Primal comfort, like “Gorillas in the Mist.”
  17. Yeah, my insurance never covers anything.
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