How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #25: July, 2005

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

In order for the search oracles to grant your wishes, you must type your request very carefully; otherwise, you’re likely to be dumped at johnnyamerica.com instead of tomkat.com, which is where you really want to be.

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