How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #28: October, 2005

Using a deadly combination of custom spyware and server “cookies,” every month the Johnny America Internet Team tracks which search engine queries lead visitors to this web site. Why the search engines send us these world wide web travelers, we do not know.

We offer no commentary on October’s results—the following speak for themselves:

  • “goth guam -guadalupe -guadeloupe -guatemala”
  • “saliva pillowcase bleach”
  • “mens underwear anti chaffing”
  • “submission mongoose fiction”
  • “how to get your boyfriend to deal with his smelly penis”
  • “are you in love when on the rebound”
  • “man searching for woman with muscular legs”
  • “animated photos of man flexing biceps”
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