Popsicle Stick Joke First Drafts

by Bryan BERREY
 

Q: What’s blue, wet, and howls at the moon?
A: A flood hound! Also, he’s blue.

Q: What do they use to take cows from one farm to a new farm, after an ax murderer sneaks onto the old farm, kills the farmer, and then makes a necklace out of his teeth?
A: A moooooooving van!

Q: What time is it when someone dies in an empty ice cream truck?
A: Time to get more ice cream!

Q: What did the pig give his cousin on his birthday?
A: A ham radio and syphilis.

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