Jay HOLLEY

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Rejected New Yorker Cartoons: “At the Doctor”
( 2 November, 2012 )

The Conventioneer
( 2 September, 2011 )

Lunch at the K-18 Café
( 25 February, 2011 )

After the Zombies Came: Day 99
( 26 April, 2010 )

The Minus World
( 7 December, 2009 )

Drinking: The International Bar, Re-Animated
( 18 September, 2008 )

How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #43: February, 2008
( 1 March, 2008 )

The Battery Lickers
( 22 February, 2008 )

After the Zombies Came: Day 8
( 23 November, 2007 )

After the Zombies Came: Day 12
( 15 September, 2007 )

Review: Wendy’s “Baconator”
( 12 September, 2007 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 121
( 14 August, 2007 )

Kent Torokvei: Pervert?
( 7 March, 2007 )

The Sleeper
( 5 March, 2007 )

Potential Titles In the Potential Real Genius Canon
( 27 February, 2007 )

Film: Sex, Love & Z-Parts
( 25 December, 2006 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 31
( 16 June, 2006 )

Saturday Night Live
( 16 June, 2006 )

Is As Was
( 19 March, 2006 )

The Fifth of July
( 6 February, 2006 )

The Shape of Things
( 2 January, 2006 )

Sewn Up
( 23 December, 2005 )

Animals I Might Have Sex With, If I Were Trapped on an Island Without Hope Of Rescue, In Order From Least-Likely to Most
( 13 December, 2005 )

Methods My Roommate Patrick Giroux Uses to Psychologically Torture Me
( 15 November, 2005 )

Little Redfern’s Trip to the Supermarket
( 5 October, 2005 )

Opening Scene of a Story Tentatively Titled “Stevie Buys Some Fudgsicles”
( 16 September, 2005 )

After The Zombies Came: Day 22
( 5 August, 2005 )

The Day After Doris & Janette’s End of the World Party
( 28 July, 2005 )

After the Zombies Came: Day 14
( 1 July, 2005 )

My Telekinetic Powers: Day 8 After Their Mysterious Appearance
( 19 June, 2005 )

You Are There: (Bern, Switzerland) Bärengraben
( 3 June, 2005 )

Opening Scene from a ‘B’ Novella Tentatively Titled Benny Hits the Slots
( 7 April, 2005 )

Why I Hate My Roommate’s Pet Dog
( 11 March, 2005 )

Questions Writers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Themselves While Pondering the 2004 Academy Awards Acting Nominees
( 21 February, 2005 )

Lessons Learned From the Film Ladder 49
( 18 October, 2004 )

Review: Hillcrest Elementary School Cafeteria
( 6 September, 2004 )

Aaron Grill: An Abbreviated Biography
( 21 August, 2004 )

Suicide Girls Burlesque Show
( 31 July, 2004 )

The Moment When My Friend Emily Lawton and S.N.L. Alumnus Jimmy Fallon Fell in Love
( 30 July, 2004 )

Ron
( 28 July, 2004 )

Letter to My Deceased Dungeons and Dragons Character, Who I Ordered Into Certain Doom
( 2 July, 2004 )

Book Review: Cajun Sexy Cookin’
( 28 June, 2004 )

Review: International Bar
( 27 May, 2004 )

The Modern Encore
( 29 April, 2004 )

Follow Up to Negotiations With My Generous Friend Aaron Grill, Who Offers a Couch and a Blanket to Visitors, but Not His Sister or A Critique of Aaron Grill, Cheater and Nogoodnick
( 9 April, 2004 )

Film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
( 23 March, 2004 )

Fifteen-Second Theatre # 1
( 22 March, 2004 )

Robin Watching Airplanes
( 13 March, 2004 )

Bugboy
( 8 March, 2004 )

Negotiations With My Generous Friend Aaron Grill, Who Offers a Couch and a Blanket to Visitors, but Not His Sister
( 24 February, 2004 )

AOL Instant Messenger Conversation: Summer Plans
( 20 February, 2004 )

Squeaky
( 21 January, 2004 )

Two Amusing Messages Sent To Me Last Year, Posted To This Web Site Without The Author’s Permission Because She Would Surely Not Give It
( 9 January, 2004 )

An Evening at the Bourgeois Pig and Some Thoughts About Ben Affleck
( 22 December, 2003 )

Dear B.M.G. Music Service Collection Department
( 15 December, 2003 )

Excerpts From the Diary of Armin Meiwes
( 6 December, 2003 )

Packin From Age Zero
( 4 December, 2003 )

Let Me Tell of My Love of Pigeons
( 3 November, 2003 )

Magdalena Vega
( 7 October, 2003 )

Film: Matchstick Men
( 18 September, 2003 )

Sylvie Brings Over a Can of Tuna
( 5 September, 2003 )

The First Three Sentences of an Unfinished Choose-Your-Own Adventure Story Which Will Involve Chinese Food, A Truck Exploding, and a Brawl in Which Rocko Gets Hit on the Head with an Eggplant
( 20 August, 2003 )

Oliver Not Calling (partial scene)
( 4 August, 2003 )

The Stink of Burning Mattress
( 30 July, 2003 )

Jessica Goes Shopping
( 25 July, 2003 )

Film: The Matrix Reloaded
( 16 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (5 of 5)
( 13 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (4 of 5)
( 11 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (3 of 5)
( 8 July, 2003 )

Film: A.I. Artificial Intelligence
( 6 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (2 of 5)
( 4 July, 2003 )

Short Piece Involving an Automobile (1 of 5)
( 3 July, 2003 )

Oliver Buys Film (Partial Scene)
( 3 July, 2003 )

Electronic Mailing Address

jholley@johnnyamerica.com